This October, I'm going to be running the Royal Parks Half Marathon, in support of the brilliant people at Water Aid, and the incredible work that they do providing safe, clean water to people in some of the world's most deprived areas. "But wait!" I hear you cry. "I'm always getting tapped up for charity donations from people, and basically they're just doing something they fancy doing anyway and adding some charity so they can feel good about themselves." Not this time, my friends - I hate running. I basically hate exercise, so by sponsoring me not only will you be giving money to a fantastic charity (and Water Aid really is doing fantastic work), you'll also be part of making me suffer intensely - and if that isn't an incentive, then I don't know what is. Water Aid have asked me to raise at least £350, but it would be great if, with your help, we could raise as much as possible for this brilliant charity.